To The Man,
Ok so my gag reflex is not that great...in fact it sucks--so can you please leave my classroom while you throw up? The smell was still lingering when I left...I really hope its not their tomorrow.
The "mom" of the school
You like to hear yourself talk, so you can't be quiet enough to listen--so then I have to spend time going over it with you one-on-one. I wonder if you would be so much more successful if you would just shut your mouth sometimes!
Dear Anger Management,
A and B are having a conversation so C your way out....but apparently you have to get offended. Really?! Wow, you need to get more control.
The authority figure whether you like it or not